How abundant of you pulled a sicky today and what be your exscuse?

How abundant of you pulled a sicky today and what be your exscuse?
Best excuse ever is Piles! When you go vertebrae they are either laughing or ever so sympathetic but not a soul wants to see proof!
'Pulling' sickies..sickens me!
If your unwell, fine. If you fancy a sunshine off afterwards TOUGH unless you booked it as holiday.
lol. no but wish I have!
NOT me since my last year of work is Friday ( off for the summer ! ) but yesterday I said that I have to take my sister contained by law somewhere so I would not hold to stay too late @ work ( yes I know shame on me for lying)
I know who you are. You are my boss and you own found me out!